Minister of Daggering Roger Clarke

Dear Editor,

I was shell-shocked when I saw the picture of Agriculture Minister Roger Clarke daggering one of his Comrades at a party meeting at Port Antonio High School. This behaviour is unbecoming of a minister and it will be difficult to look at him again in Parliament and take him serious.

Seeing this picture of the minister straddling this lady, on tiptoes, as if he is a hog in heat is disturbing. It appears that he and this lady, who is on the receiving end of the thrusting from Minister Dagger, only required a bed to complete their courtship.

Maybe Minister Dagger is demonstrating how to launch a passa passa chapter in Portland, and he is just showing country folks the step-by-step instructions.

That said, if I were at the venue, I would have doused them with some cold water to cool both of them down, so that Minister Dagger can unlock his daggering grip from that woman.

Over to you, Minister Dagger, as you may have a career in daggering choreography.

Patrick Callum

Humble Citizen

Minister of Daggering Roger Clarke

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