Dear Editor,
Our prime minister told us that she was waiting for the master to tell her when to call the election, or words to that effect.
I think the truth of the matter is her decision to not call the election this year is a calculated one, and that it has less to do with divine intervention or her standing in the polls.
I believe the reason there will be no election until next year is that we would not have enough of a supply of ram goats to make the curry meal for the election and Christmas. As I hear it, the predial larceny team is an extremely happy bunch, because if the election is called close to Christmas they would have an increase in theft of this precious farm animal.
Authnel Reid
reidaut@icloud.com
Not enough ram goat, so no election
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Our prime minister told us that she was waiting for the master to tell her when to call the election, or words to that effect.
I think the truth of the matter is her decision to not call the election this year is a calculated one, and that it has less to do with divine intervention or her standing in the polls.
I believe the reason there will be no election until next year is that we would not have enough of a supply of ram goats to make the curry meal for the election and Christmas. As I hear it, the predial larceny team is an extremely happy bunch, because if the election is called close to Christmas they would have an increase in theft of this precious farm animal.
Authnel Reid
reidaut@icloud.com
Not enough ram goat, so no election
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