Dear Editor,
On December 1, 2005 we bought a pit bull terrier. We took it to the veterinarian, gave it shots, made sure it was fed properly and lived comfortably. It was essentially a watchdog and it seemed to have had a sixth sense for dishonesty. It would snarl, bark and bare its teeth at scrap metal thieves, praedial larcenists and illegal contractors especially.
Our neighbours on the opposite side loved it. The entire area was safer and less corrupt.
One day we took it to the Sandals Whitehouse Hotel. It virtually purred like a kitten and we thought that if it could talk it would have said that here the public got value for money. It had a particular dislike for the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP). Whenever she passed by, it would growl menacingly. One day it bit Mr Everald Warmington and he screamed and cursed for days. When former Prime Minister Bruce Golding occupied the house he asserted that if ever he needed a watchdog, this one would be his choice.
But when Mr KD Knight heard what he had said, he muttered, "Don't believe him. He is pathologically mendacious."
When Snr Superintendent Radcliffe Lewis passed by the house, he said that he couldn't understand my wife. He is living proof that someone could talk, talk, talk, while working, working, working, working and produce good results.
We returned to the house after a four-year absence, our pit bull terrier licked our faces and clearly remembered us. We assumed that it was business as usual -- corrupt contracts, waivers galore, shady deals, etc., but our pit bull terrier had changed significantly. It had honed its skills on our neighbours on the opposite side. It stopped the JPS/LNG project and made sure that they remained impotent for four years. As soon as we returned to the house, the ungrateful animal bit Dr Omar Davies viciously. He screamed that we will not remain impotent and somebody hollered, don't let him "run wid it."
We tightened its collar until its eyes bulged and shortened its leash but it kept kicking up a storm. Finally it broke its chain and wandered off. Almost immediately we found a new pit bull terrier but this new one seems to be carrying on where the other one left off. We can't even enter our home. It is snarling menacingly, barking loudly and drooling saliva ... everyone is afraid. It is threatening our lives, our neighbour on the opposite side is proposing that we castrate the poor thing, remove its teeth and cut out its tongue. Now everything rests with the DPP, but if she is having problems with Mr Kern Spencer's trial, how can we expect her to take on the whole Cabinet?
Mark Clarke
mark_clarke9@yahoo.com
My pit bull is acting up
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On December 1, 2005 we bought a pit bull terrier. We took it to the veterinarian, gave it shots, made sure it was fed properly and lived comfortably. It was essentially a watchdog and it seemed to have had a sixth sense for dishonesty. It would snarl, bark and bare its teeth at scrap metal thieves, praedial larcenists and illegal contractors especially.
Our neighbours on the opposite side loved it. The entire area was safer and less corrupt.
One day we took it to the Sandals Whitehouse Hotel. It virtually purred like a kitten and we thought that if it could talk it would have said that here the public got value for money. It had a particular dislike for the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP). Whenever she passed by, it would growl menacingly. One day it bit Mr Everald Warmington and he screamed and cursed for days. When former Prime Minister Bruce Golding occupied the house he asserted that if ever he needed a watchdog, this one would be his choice.
But when Mr KD Knight heard what he had said, he muttered, "Don't believe him. He is pathologically mendacious."
When Snr Superintendent Radcliffe Lewis passed by the house, he said that he couldn't understand my wife. He is living proof that someone could talk, talk, talk, while working, working, working, working and produce good results.
We returned to the house after a four-year absence, our pit bull terrier licked our faces and clearly remembered us. We assumed that it was business as usual -- corrupt contracts, waivers galore, shady deals, etc., but our pit bull terrier had changed significantly. It had honed its skills on our neighbours on the opposite side. It stopped the JPS/LNG project and made sure that they remained impotent for four years. As soon as we returned to the house, the ungrateful animal bit Dr Omar Davies viciously. He screamed that we will not remain impotent and somebody hollered, don't let him "run wid it."
We tightened its collar until its eyes bulged and shortened its leash but it kept kicking up a storm. Finally it broke its chain and wandered off. Almost immediately we found a new pit bull terrier but this new one seems to be carrying on where the other one left off. We can't even enter our home. It is snarling menacingly, barking loudly and drooling saliva ... everyone is afraid. It is threatening our lives, our neighbour on the opposite side is proposing that we castrate the poor thing, remove its teeth and cut out its tongue. Now everything rests with the DPP, but if she is having problems with Mr Kern Spencer's trial, how can we expect her to take on the whole Cabinet?
Mark Clarke
mark_clarke9@yahoo.com
My pit bull is acting up
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